Wall Calendar 2027, Nicolas Cage Cryptid Gag Gift

<p>This is a novelty 2027 wall calendar with twelve months of cryptid photo art, where Nicolas Cage's face is placed on Bigfoot, Mothman and other mythical creatures. It is a joke gift for white elephant and Yankee swap exchanges.</p><ul><li>Wall Calendar: 11" × 8.5" (27.9 × 21.6 cm) or 14" × 11.5" (35.6 × 29.2 cm)</li><li>Desktop Calendar: 10" × 5" (25 × 12.5 cm), made from 270 gsm paper</li><li>Choose a matte or glossy finish; the calendar grid area stays matte for easy writing</li><li>Spiral binding, with a centered hanging hole on wall calendars</li></ul><p>Printed on premium paper stock with large artwork for every month. Each unit is one calendar.</p>

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