Ugly Christmas Sweater Grumpier Old Men Max and John

<p>This ugly Christmas sweater is a crewneck pullover with an all-over printed design. The front shows a sketch portrait of an older man in a plaid jacket, scarf and knit cap with the words "Hey Buddy!" printed below him, and a second portrait of a man in a pom-pom hat with "Hello Moron" beneath it. The back shows a flock of ducks flying over reed grass, framed by reindeer and snowflake knit bands.</p><ul><li>Crewneck pullover with ribbed collar, cuffs and hem</li><li>Full-print design on the front, back and sleeves</li><li>Sizes XS to 5XL</li><li>Size chart ranges: chest 41.7 to 63.8 inches, length 26 to 29.9 inches, sleeve 18.9 to 22 inches, shoulder 25.2 to 31.5 inches</li><li>Made to order</li></ul><p>Each unit is one sweater.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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