Ugly Christmas Sweater With Fake Belly and Bow Print

<p>This ugly Christmas sweatshirt is a crewneck pullover with a printed illusion front. It looks like a green velvet vest with gold trim, opened to show a hairy chest and belly with a red ribbon bow and a "Do Not Open Till Xmas" tag. The chest and belly are a printed graphic on the fabric, not a real body, so the joke is the illusion. The sleeves are red and white striped, and the cuffs and hem are red.</p><ul><li>Crewneck pullover sweatshirt in sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL</li><li>Size chart lists length and chest width laid flat: S is 27 in length and 20 in chest; 5XL is 34 in length and 34 in chest</li><li>Sleeve length from center back runs from 33.5 in in S to 40.5 in in 5XL</li><li>Printed front graphic with a plain green back</li></ul><p>A funny pick for Christmas parties, office holiday events, family gatherings, or a gag gift that gets a second look. Each unit is one sweatshirt.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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