Highland Cow Throw Blanket, Funny Choosing Violence Quote

<p>This is a soft throw blanket printed with a cute cartoon Highland cow wearing a leopard print bow and scarf. The cow holds a cartoon kitchen knife, and the text reads "I Slept Like Crap, So Today, I Will Be Choosing Violence." It is a novelty blanket meant for a laugh and a cozy wrap on cold days.</p><p>The blanket is made of 100% polyester with a soft touch finish. It is offered in three sizes:</p><ul><li>30 x 40 inches, the smallest size, suited to a baby</li><li>40 x 50 inches</li><li>60 x 80 inches</li></ul><p>It is a fun pick for a friend who loves memes, dark humor, or cow prints. Each unit is one blanket.</p>

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