Surviving Fatherhood One Beer At A Time Skeleton Tee, Funny Halloween Gift for Dad
$17.00
Color: Black
Size: S
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What's holding this dad together? Cold beer and good humor. A vintage badge-style skeleton raises a frothy mug inside a retro ring reading "Surviving Fatherhood One Beer At A Time," in cream, burnt orange, and teal, with a matching "Fatherhood" rock-hand print on the front chest. The unisex heavyweight cotton tee has a relaxed everyday fit and holds its print wash after wash - no cracking, no peeling, screen-quality ink. True to size; order your usual. Dark colors make the retro palette pop, and since it's a graphic tee rather than a costume, he'll reach for it long after October: game nights, backyard cookouts, Halloween parties. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. A gift he'll actually wear - from the kids, or from whoever survived fatherhood alongside him.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide
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Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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