Just A Spooky Goose Embroidered Sweatshirt, Funny Halloween Fall Crewneck Gift

Four geese in costume stand shoulder to shoulder - a ghost sheet, a vampire cape, a pumpkin worn as a head, a skeleton - with just a spooky goose stitched underneath in black script. Cotton thread on heather fleece, dense enough that the script keeps a raised edge you can run a thumb over. Nothing here is a print pretending to be embroidery, and the product photos are shot close so you can judge the stitching yourself before you spend thirty-something dollars. Crewnecks only in this collection, because that stitch count on a thin tee comes out of the wash warped. The fit is unisex and roomy through the body, with real inch measurements on the size guide from S to 5XL, and one size down if you want it closer. Wash it inside out in cold water and hang it to dry. Order by October 18 for delivery before Halloween. Made for the person whose whole personality is geese.

Gildan 18000 / 18500 heavy blend · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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