
Sorry I'm Late I Was Crankin My Hog Shirt, Funny Skeleton Graphic Tee, Halloween Gift for Bikers
$14.98
Color: Black
Size: S
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Somewhere past the county line, a flaming skeleton is doing ninety on a chopper — and the gothic script overhead explains everything: Sorry I'm Late I Was Crankin My Hog. The full scene — lightning, flames, and all — prints front and center on a sturdy heavyweight cotton tee with a classic straight fit. It runs true with room to move, so size down only if you like it snug, and the ink is built to outlast the wash, not just the ride. Halloween party, bike night, October errands — it never tips into costume territory, so it stays in rotation long after the candy is gone. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. Made for the rider, the perpetually late friend, or the husband who is somehow always both.
| Size | Chest (in / cm) | Waist (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 32–34" / 81–86 | 26–28" / 66–71 |
| S | 35–37" / 89–94 | 29–31" / 74–79 |
| M | 38–40" / 97–102 | 32–34" / 81–86 |
| L | 41–43" / 104–109 | 35–37" / 89–94 |
| XL | 44–46" / 112–117 | 38–40" / 97–102 |
| 2XL | 47–49" / 119–124 | 41–43" / 104–109 |
How to measure: chest — around the fullest part; waist — around the natural waistline. Fit tip: our garments run true to size in a relaxed fit; size up for an oversized look.
Free U.S. shipping on orders over $75.00. Standard shipping is $6.99 below that, dispatched in 1–2 business days with 5–10 days in transit.
Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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