Sleep Deprived Barely Alive Skeleton Graphic Tee, Funny Halloween Shirt Gift for Him

A full skeleton throws the horns across the back of this tee, with SLEEP DEPRIVED arched over the skull and BARELY ALIVE stamped underneath in heavy white type. It is printed on 6.1 oz garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton, thick enough to carry a big high-contrast graphic without going stiff. Comfort Colors runs roomy - size down for a fitted look, or stay true for the oversized drop-shoulder shape in the photo. Wear it on a night shift, to a costume-optional party, or in February when nobody is thinking about Halloween; it reads as a normal graphic shirt, not a bone-print jumpsuit. Order by October 18 for delivery before Halloween, and after that date we show the honest cutoff at checkout. Good gift for the friend who answers every how-are-you with a groan and three hours of sleep.

Comfort Colors 1717 · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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