Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift Tin with Wipes and Disposable Briefs

<p>A funny emergency kit for anyone whose stomach has a mind of its own. This is a joke gift: a military-themed green tin packed with cleanup supplies and silly extras, perfect for birthdays, white elephant swaps and office gift exchanges.</p><ul><li>Green metal storage tin with a humorous "Shart Survival Kit" design</li><li>Pack of 10 flushable-style wet wipes (do not flush, per the packaging)</li><li>Tissue pack, 10 sheets</li><li>Disposable briefs</li><li>Orange biohazard-style bag and wooden scraping stick</li><li>"Shart Control Protocol" instruction card</li><li>"I Survived a Shart Attack" badge</li></ul><p>The contents are lighthearted novelty items meant for a laugh.</p><p>Each unit is one Shart Survival Kit tin with its contents.</p>

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