Poop Pen That Looks Like a Real Turd

<p>It's a ballpoint pen, but it looks like you're taking notes with a turd. Leave it on the meeting table and watch who reaches for it.</p><ul> <li>Writes like a normal ballpoint pen</li> <li>Plastic body sculpted and colored like real poop</li> <li>No batteries, no smell</li> <li>A stocking stuffer for the office clown</li> </ul><p>Each unit is one pen.</p>

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