Funny Pens for Adults, 7 Swear Word Pens for Every Weekday

<p>They look like a tidy set of office pens, but each one swears about a different day of the week, from "Mother-F***ing Monday" to "Sh*t Show Saturday". Pull out the right one in the Monday meeting and watch who notices.</p><ul> <li>7 pens, one sarcastic weekday line printed on each (adult language)</li> <li>Aluminum metal barrel with a metal clip, about 5.6 in long</li> <li>Retractable ballpoint tip plus a soft stylus tip for touchscreens</li> <li>Colors include Rainbow Mix, Black, Dark Blue, Pink, Rose Gold, Claret, Red, Purple, Blue, Light Pink and Green</li> </ul><p>Each unit is one set of 7 pens.</p>

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