Glitter Pens with a Swear Word for Every Weekday, Set of 7

<p>Sparkly glitter pens that look cute on any desk, right up until someone reads them: every pen carries a different rude weekday line, like "Throat Punch Tuesday" and "F*** Off It's Friday".</p><ul> <li>7 glitter pens in mixed colors, one for each day of the week</li> <li>Metal pen body with a clip and ballpoint tip</li> <li>Adult language printed along the barrel</li> <li>An easy white elephant or coworker gift</li> </ul><p>Each unit is one set of 7 pens.</p>

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