Never Better Skeleton Tee, Funny Halloween Party Shirt for the Office Crew

A bone-white skeleton leans out of the front with one hand up in a lazy OK sign, and NEVER BETTER sits underneath in a chunky western serif - the answer you give in the group chat when the week is on fire. Printed on 6.1 oz garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton; the fit runs roomy and boxy, so size down one for something closer and check the measured inch chart on the size guide before you guess. Adult sizes S through 5XL mean the whole office crew or the bar-crawl group wears the same joke and nobody gets stuck at XL. Costume-optional party, Friday standup, the pumpkin patch afterwards - it works in all three, and with no year printed it comes back out next October. Order by October 18 for delivery before Halloween. Good gift for the friend whose answer to how are you is a flat, cheerful lie.

Comfort Colors 1717 · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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