My Doctor Told Me T-Shirt, Stress Humor Quote Graphic Tee, Black Crew Neck Short Sleeve Shirt

<p>This black short sleeve T-shirt features the front quote:</p><p>“MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO START KILLING PEOPLE. WELL NOT IN THOSE EXACT WORDS. HE SAID I HAD TO REDUCE STRESS IN MY LIFE, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING.”</p><p>The centered design uses bold distressed white lettering in a stacked layout, creating a clean high-contrast quote graphic against the black shirt.</p><p>Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester</p><p>Color: Black</p><p>Graphic: Humorous Stress Quote Text</p><p>Print Color: White</p><p>Print Style: Distressed Text Graphic</p><p>Neckline: Crew Neck</p><p>Sleeve: Short Sleeve</p><p>Fit: Unisex</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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