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Comfort Colors I Could Be Meaner Skeleton Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Halloween Fall Gift for Mom

$29.00

Color: Grey

Size: S

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Consider this a two-word warning label. Under "I Could Be Meaner," a messy-bun skeleton sips her iced coffee with the calm of a woman who has chosen peace - for now. She's printed on a Comfort Colors heavyweight fleece crewneck, garment-dyed and genuinely cozy. Comfort Colors runs roomy - size down for a fitted look. This is the sweatshirt for school pickup, Saturday errands, and pumpkin patch trips: spooky enough for the season, sarcastic enough for the other eleven months, never a costume. The white slogan print stays crisp through the dryer, not just in the mockup. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. Gift it to the mom, sister, or work bestie who runs on caffeine and restraint - check the size guide if you're buying blind.

SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S20"27"33.5"
M22"28"34.5"
L24"29"35.5"
XL26"30"36.5"
2XL28"31"37.5"
3XL30"32"38.5"
4XL32"33"39.5"
5XL34"34"40.5"

Gildan 18000 / 18500 heavy blend · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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