Retro Have The Day You Deserve Shirt, Tie Dye Skeleton Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Spooky Season Gift

A grinning skeleton flashes a peace sign inside a pastel tie-dye badge that reads Have The Day You Deserve - the politest possible way of saying absolutely nothing nice. The design prints twice - a small skeleton hand on the front chest, the full badge across the back - on soft midweight cotton with ink that keeps its color wash after wash. The relaxed unisex fit runs a little roomy; size down for a slimmer cut. It is the kind of shirt that behaves at the office on October 31 and still makes sense at a bonfire two weeks later - spooky enough for the season, plain funny the rest of the year. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. Send it to the friend whose customer-service voice has been doing heavy lifting all year.

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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