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Retro Have The Day You Deserve Shirt, Tie Dye Skeleton Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Spooky Season Gift

$13.98

Color: Black

Size: S

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A grinning skeleton flashes a peace sign inside a pastel tie-dye badge that reads Have The Day You Deserve — the politest possible way of saying absolutely nothing nice. The design prints twice — a small skeleton hand on the front chest, the full badge across the back — on soft midweight cotton with ink that keeps its color wash after wash. The relaxed unisex fit runs a little roomy; size down for a slimmer cut. It is the kind of shirt that behaves at the office on October 31 and still makes sense at a bonfire two weeks later — spooky enough for the season, plain funny the rest of the year. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. Send it to the friend whose customer-service voice has been doing heavy lifting all year.

SizeChest (in / cm)Waist (in / cm)
XS32–34" / 81–8626–28" / 66–71
S35–37" / 89–9429–31" / 74–79
M38–40" / 97–10232–34" / 81–86
L41–43" / 104–10935–37" / 89–94
XL44–46" / 112–11738–40" / 97–102
2XL47–49" / 119–12441–43" / 104–109

How to measure: chest — around the fullest part; waist — around the natural waistline. Fit tip: our garments run true to size in a relaxed fit; size up for an oversized look.

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