Funny Graphic T-Shirt with Neither Time Nor Crayons Quote

<p>A black unisex graphic tee with a bold white and blue quote printed across the chest: "I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You." The design is digitally printed onto the fabric.</p><ul><li>Fabric: 100% cotton, soft and breathable</li><li>Short sleeve with a round neck</li><li>Unisex fit with a relaxed silhouette</li><li>Color: black</li><li>Sizes S to XXXXL</li></ul><p>Before ordering, measure a flat-laid shirt (armpit width and total length) and compare it with a tee that fits you well. Size-related returns and exchanges are not possible. Production takes 1 to 3 days, and shipping takes 3 to 6 business days after production.</p><p>Each unit is one T-shirt.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

Free U.S. shipping on orders over $75.00. Standard shipping is $6.99 below that, dispatched in 1-2 business days with 3-6 days in transit.

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Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.

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