Funny T-Shirt for Men, My Wife Beats Me Retro Sign Tee

<p>This short sleeve cotton t-shirt carries a retro metal-sign graphic reading "MY WIFE BEATS ME" in red, black, and cream, framed by a weathered rust-colored border. It is a joke tee for men who enjoy a bit of teasing, and it makes a laugh-out-loud gift for a husband.</p> <ul> <li>100% cotton in a unisex athleisure fit</li> <li>Crew neck with short sleeves</li> <li>Available in black and white</li> <li>Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, and XXXL</li> <li>Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hand dry</li> <li>Do not iron directly on the graphic; avoid dry cleaning</li> </ul> <p>Each unit is one t-shirt.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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