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Doing Dad Sh!t Skeleton Shirt, Funny Dad Shirt, Sarcastic Halloween Skeleton Tee

$14.98

Color: Grey

Size: S

Quantity

1

A skeleton parked on the toilet, jeans around his ankles, phone in hand — "Doing Dad Sh!t" captures every dad's favorite disappearing act in one splashy blue watercolor scene. It's printed on a Comfort Colors heavyweight garment-dyed tee that feels broken-in from day one. Comfort Colors runs roomy — size down for a fitted look. The skeleton keeps it Halloween-adjacent without turning into a costume, so he can wear it to the pumpkin patch, Sunday football, and every hardware-store run through fall. The print is pressed to hold up wash after wash, not crack after the third spin. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. A gift for the dad who has everything except uninterrupted bathroom time — birthdays, Halloween, or just because he'll actually laugh.

SizeChest (in / cm)Waist (in / cm)
XS32–34" / 81–8626–28" / 66–71
S35–37" / 89–9429–31" / 74–79
M38–40" / 97–10232–34" / 81–86
L41–43" / 104–10935–37" / 89–94
XL44–46" / 112–11738–40" / 97–102
2XL47–49" / 119–12441–43" / 104–109

How to measure: chest — around the fullest part; waist — around the natural waistline. Fit tip: our garments run true to size in a relaxed fit; size up for an oversized look.

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