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Doing Dad Sh!t Skeleton Graphic Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Halloween Gift for Father

$23.00

Color: Grey

Size: S

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A skeleton parked on the toilet, jeans around his ankles, phone in hand - "Doing Dad Sh!t" captures every dad's favorite disappearing act in one splashy blue watercolor scene. It's printed on a Comfort Colors heavyweight garment-dyed tee that feels broken-in from day one. Comfort Colors runs roomy - size down for a fitted look. The skeleton keeps it Halloween-adjacent without turning into a costume, so he can wear it to the pumpkin patch, Sunday football, and every hardware-store run through fall. The print is pressed to hold up wash after wash, not crack after the third spin. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. A gift for the dad who has everything except uninterrupted bathroom time - birthdays, Halloween, or just because he'll actually laugh.

SizeWidthLength
S18.25"26.6"
M20.25"28"
L22"29.4"
XL24"30.75"
2XL26"31.6"
3XL27.75"32.5"
4XL29.75"33.5"

Comfort Colors 1717 · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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