Funny Quote Coffee Mug, Knotty Pine Dark Humor Ceramic Cup

<p>A white ceramic coffee mug with a sarcastic, dark-humor quote printed in bold black type: "Oh, God. I can't spend eternity here... Oh, what is this, Knotty Pinee?!" It makes a quirky gift for coffee and tea lovers and fans of the movie line.</p><ul><li>Glossy ceramic with a sublimation-printed wrap-around design</li><li>Available in 11 oz (about 3.82" tall, 3.25" wide) and 15 oz (about 4.72" tall, 3.23" wide)</li><li>Colors include white, black, or white with a pink, blue, black, red, or green accent inside and on the handle</li><li>Comfortable C-shaped handle</li></ul><p>You receive a finished mug ready for coffee, tea, or cocoa at home or at the office. Each unit is one mug.</p>

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