Funny Welcome Doormat, This Is My Happy Place Black Door Mat

<p>A funny black doormat with white scrollwork and a blunt, adults-only message: "This is my happy place, don't f*** it up." Made of soft looped PVC that scrapes dirt and grit off shoes, with a textured non-slip backing that helps it stay put on the floor. It suits an entryway indoors or a covered porch outside, and it works as a housewarming or anniversary gag gift.</p><ul><li>Soft PVC loop surface, black with white lettering</li><li>Textured non-slip backing</li><li>Size options: 23.6 x 15.75 in, 31.6 x 19.69 in, or 35 x 23.6 in</li></ul><p>Each unit is one doormat.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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