Expensive Difficult and Talks Back Skeleton Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Halloween Fall Gift for Her

High maintenance? Say it louder. This tee spells it out in wavy retro lettering - Expensive, Difficult & Talks Back - backed by a skeleton hand throwing a rock-on sign, with a matching mini skeleton hand on the front chest. It's printed on soft heavyweight ring-spun cotton with a roomy unisex cut - the fit runs relaxed and drapey, so size down if you want it fitted, or stay true to size for the oversized look it was made for. Wear it from the first pumpkin-spice morning through Halloween weekend and straight into November - it reads spooky without ever reading costume. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. And if you know a woman who is proudly all three adjectives, this is the easiest gift you will wrap this fall.

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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