Funny Non-Slip Doormat, You Don't Even Live Here Quote

<p>A funny entryway doormat printed with the line "You Don't Even Live Here" and a cartoon figure in a hood and sunglasses, on a rose-pink field with a black border and tan edging. It has rounded corners and a non-slip backing, and it soaks up water quickly.</p><ul><li>Sizes: 23.6 x 15.7 in (60 x 40 cm), 31.5 x 19.7 in (80 x 50 cm), or 35.4 x 23.6 in (90 x 60 cm)</li><li>Flannel version: polyester top with a rubber backing, wipe or rinse clean</li><li>Absorbent version: soft quick-dry surface with a dotted non-slip backing, machine or hand washable</li><li>Works at a front door, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom</li></ul><p>Measurements are taken with the mat laid flat, and a 1-2 cm variation is normal. Each unit is one doormat.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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