Spanish Doormat: Aquí Escuchamos, Juzgamos y Nos Burlamos

<p>A welcome mat in Spanish, but brutally honest about the house rules: here we listen, we judge and we make fun of you.</p><ul> <li>Printed message: "Aquí escuchamos, juzgamos y nos burlamos"</li> <li>Natural coconut coir bristles that scrape dirt off shoes</li> <li>Anti-slip rubber backing keeps it in place on the step</li> <li>Clean it by shaking, beating or vacuuming; keep it in a covered spot to make the coir last</li> </ul><table> <tr> <th>Size</th> <th>Inches</th> </tr> <tr> <td>Standard</td> <td>18 x 30</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Large</td> <td>24 x 36</td> </tr> </table><p>Each unit is one doormat.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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