Funny Welcome Doormat Hello My Friend Hey Hi How Ya Do'ern

<p>This funny welcome doormat prints the greeting "Hello My Friend / Hey, Hi, How Ya Do'ern." in dark block letters on a tan background. It is a novelty mat for entryways, kitchens, bathrooms, and balconies, and it makes a playful housewarming gift.</p><ul><li>Choose one of three sizes: 60x40 cm (23.6 x 15.7 in), 80x50 cm (31.5 x 19.7 in), or 90x60 cm (35.4 x 23.6 in).</li><li>Three versions are offered: A Flannel Mat (100% polyester with rubber backing), B Diatomaceous Earth-style Mat (tech fabric base with dot-plastic non-slip backing), and C Flannel Rubber-Bottom Mat (with non-slip backing).</li><li>Rounded corners and a non-slip backing help the mat stay in place.</li><li>Machine washable or hand washable. Do not bleach, do not soak for long periods, and keep water at or below 45°C (113°F).</li></ul><p>Each unit is one doormat.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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