Funny Doormat with Sarcastic Happy Place Saying, Non Slip

<p>A sarcastic welcome mat for anyone who wants guests to know the house rules. The full-width print reads "This is my happy place, don't f*** it up" in white lettering with decorative flourishes, and the text includes an uncensored swear word. It is printed on one side only.</p><ul><li>Surface: non-woven fabric with a non-slip rubber backing that helps keep the mat in place</li><li>Thin, flexible and lightweight; wipe clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent (machine washing not recommended)</li><li>Sizes: 23.6" x 15.7", 28" x 17", 30" x 18", 32" x 20"</li><li>Colors: black, grey, caramel brown, plum purple, wine red, rose pink</li><li>Use it at an entryway, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom</li></ul><p>The mat ships folded, and creases relax after 3 to 5 hours laid flat. Each unit is one doormat.</p>

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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