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Oversized Doing Dad Shit Skeleton Graphic Tee, Funny Halloween Shirt for Dads, Sarcastic Fall Gift

$17.00

Color: Black

Size: S

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Fair warning: he's busy. Doing dad shit, specifically. The back print says it loud over a checkered circle where a skeleton sits on his porcelain throne, phone in hand, in zero hurry - echoed by a lightning-struck rock hand and matching slogan on the chest. This one's cut oversized in heavy cotton with a boxy drop-shoulder fit - that roomy silhouette is the look, but size down if you want it closer to standard. The bold white-on-black print rides the whole fall season: Halloween hangs, lazy Sundays, garage time, any moment that strictly requires being left alone. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. The perfect gag gift for the dad whose bathroom time is sacred - he will absolutely wear it everywhere.

SizeWidthLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"
3XL28"33"
4XL30"34"
5XL32"35"

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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