Funny Dad Tax Skeleton Shirt, Retro Fast Food Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Halloween Gift for Dad
$17.00
Color: Black
Size: S
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Every kid learns the rule eventually: the Dad Tax is real. Here a skeleton dad in a snapback and shades collects his cut of fries and slushy, ringed by a retro fast-food badge promising he is just Making Sure It's Not Poison. You get the small logo on the front chest and the full badge across the back, screen printed on midweight combed cotton that shrugs off laundry day. The unisex cut sits comfortably boxy - size down for a trimmer fit. It earns laughs at trunk-or-treat, then keeps clocking in for weekend errands and game-day couch duty well past October. Order by Oct 18 for delivery before Halloween. Pooled allowance money was never better spent - the rare Halloween gift a dad will actually wear on repeat.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide
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Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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