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Call Her Willy W*onka The Way My K*ds Disappear In Her Chocolate Factory T-Shirt, Funny Inappropriate Joke Tee, Sarcastic Adult Humor Shirt, Gag Gift For Him

$31.99

Color: Brown Savana

Size: S

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<p>Some jokes are best delivered with a straight face. The "Call Her Willy W*onka The Way My K*ds Disappear In Her Chocolate Factory" T-Shirt is a cheeky, double-meaning tee for anyone who loves a pun that makes people do a second take.</p><p>Bold white block lettering on a classic black tee keeps the joke simple and easy to read from across the room. It works as a funny gift for a bachelor party, a birthday, a night out with the boys, or the friend who never misses a chance for an innuendo.</p><p>Details:</p><p>- Unisex fit for men and women</p><p>- Soft, comfortable cotton tee</p><p>- Bold, high-contrast print</p><p>- Available in multiple sizes</p><p>Wear it for the laughs, or hand it to the friend who will pretend not to get it and then absolutely get it.</p>

SizeWidthLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"
3XL28"33"
4XL30"34"
5XL32"35"

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton · garment measurements (inches). Width is armpit to armpit laid flat, length is shoulder to hem — lay a shirt you already like on a table and compare. Fit runs relaxed: size down one for a closer cut. Full size guide

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